evererika:

shahyra:

gokce-p:

annypacker:

Next time E try to not make up articles based on trolls sightings and publish them

FUCK YOU E! AND YOUR WORKERS! YOU ALL LIARS WORKING WITH TWITTER TROLLS! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL???? GET A YOURSELF BETTER SOURCE!! IDIOTS EVERY BODY HAS TO SEE THIS HOW E! POST IT LIE NEWS!!! WHO REALLY ARE THEIR SOURCES!

LAME!!!

Oh, E!

How the mighty have fallen.

This needs a lot more notes!!! 

annpacker:

iluvmormonvampires:

letsstartwithzero:

iluvmormonvampires requested it. i don’t know who made the original gifs and idgaf

LMAO!! JFDPFKPERFKPOFKSDF

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*spits out coffee* BBBUUUAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

imanonsten:

mangolive:

iluvmormonvampires:

“He’s written at least a dozen songs for Kristen since [the cheating] happened”, an insider supposedly told the National Enquirer. ”A lot of them are sad, but now that they’re fully back together, he’s turning one of them into a wedding song. He’s going to record it and surprise her with it for their first dance.”

My exclusive insider source has supplied me with a few of Rob’s sad song lyrics written after the cheating scandal:

I thought you were at the gym
But you were dogging with him
I can’t believe I adopted a mutt
With a girl who acts like a dirty slut
I can’t believe you like older men
Always thought you’re a lesbian
When will our contract be over?
Before or after I film The Rover?

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evererika:

Friendly photoshop reminder

Real vs Fake

obscureutopia:

Bravery is the men who are daily on the frontline. Bravery is the people who fight cancer and still have a smile on their faces. Bravery isn’t walking through an airport with your head down with a hoard of Paparazzi shouting out hometruths, such as Kristen Stewart. As intrusive as the paps can be,…

A-FUCKING-MEN!!!!!!

Ummm, I was watching Fashion Police on Enews and boy was Kristen Stewart owned by Kelly Osbourne! Damn! Finally someone says what everyone was too afraid to say. Tumblr we need gifs ASAP! It was priceless. I can’t! What a gem, thank you Kelly you win all the awards!!!
(via robsinamorata)

KELLY OSBOURNE FOR THE WIN!!!!!! Make that vid and gif happen people!!!

fakebitchesarefake:

wow I see the epic love,LMAO
she is texting I wonder who?

Is Rupert in London?? She wants another rendezvous!

fakebitchesarefake:

wow I see the epic love,LMAO

she is texting I wonder who?

Is Rupert in London?? She wants another rendezvous!

If you’re going to have an opinion on Rob and Kristen’s relationship status, at least appear to be knowledgeable.

beautiful-mistakez:

deadstraighthonesty:

Rob and Kristen have never talked about their relationship, so not talking about it is not a tactic—it’s the past four years in a nutshell.

I love him. I love him. I’m sorry.

How about “my boyfriend is English” ….. Oh wait …. That was Rupert!!

fakebitchesarefake:

imanonsten:

mangolive:

again two different car for the two lovers …. after all who wants to think photo …

Funny… You have to wonder why. Maybe is because we have common sense we can figure this out. 2 cars… 2 different people… 2 different lives… Brought together for work.

THIS!!!! ^^^

This time he has Kristen ATTENTIONWHORE Stewart tagging along! Circus is bound to follow!

beautiful-mistakez:

evererika:

fakebitchesarefake:

A song that you catch yourself singing to yourself, stuck in your head? (x)

WHAT ?????????? I can’t believe she said that,remembering Rupert I see,LOL.Did any of the shippers caught the Snow White reference? LMAO

Well, Hi.

Ho.

Rupert always brings a smile to her face.

Reminiscing on her true love!!!

Here we go! BD2 Promo tiiiiiimee!!

robsinamorata:

Rob is on his way to Australia.

Me:
*Popcorn ✔
*Drinks ✔
*Red sharpie for red circles of epic luv ✔
*Predictions, bets, and polls ✔✔✔

Yup, I’m ready!

Let the games/show begin! And may de odds be ever in your favor (Sheep/Robsten/Summit)!!!

IT’S SHOWTIME!!!!!!

robsinamorata:

myenglishboyfriendisrupert:

Kristen Stewart is the face of a perfume (that surprisingly isn’t made by Hazmat or RAID), has been on the cover of dozens of fashion magazines, made millions of dollars from being the fifth layer of crust on the cultural loogie called Twilight, but yet there’s one thing she won’t collect a check for and that’s a make-up campaign. Every time Kristen Stewart opens her mouth, either Rupert Sanders’ tongue goes in or a stream of wet stupid shit comes falling out. This time, KStew spewed up the stupid to Germany’s Glamour magazine (via CM & TI) when they asked her about leasing her face out to Balenciega’s fragrance. KStew said that she didn’t sign her face over to Balenciega because they waved the biggest stack of money at her, she’s with them because the brand spoke to her:

“Balenciaga has always stood out to me. Even when I first began to consider fashion and admittedly rarely knew the brand I was wearing, I always knew and loved Balenciaga. It feels full circle to be involved with something that spoke to me then and of course continues to excite me now. The brand is just cool. That’s the way it is.”

Dear the brand of Balenciaga, the next time you speak to KStew, tell her to bite on a stick of cállate.

And then KStew said something that will make every make-up artist that works on her face scribble “STFU TWAT” on her forehead with a permanent marker:

“I would never work with people who aren’t really creative and aren’t committed to what they do. Unfortunately, there are a lot of those people out there, they are fucking everywhere, and they try to suck the soul out of you. For example, I would never do a make-up campaign, even though the [final] photos with me would probably look good. Thank you, but it doesn’t interest me.”

Most of us graduate from that “I’m unique! I’m special! I listen to Morrissey so I know things!” phase when we leave the 7th grade, but KStew refuses to do this. Bitch, you’re in Twilight!

KStew never has to worry about someone sucking her soul, because you need a soul in order for a ho to suck it out of you. Trying to suck out KStew’s soul is like trying to suck off Shia LaBeouf. There’s nothing there to fill your mouth and you just walk away feeling gross on the inside. I’m pretty sure KStew also doesn’t have to worry about someone asking her to do a make-up campaign. Unless Phaedra Parks is looking for a walking corpse to be the face of her own brand of mortician’s wax, I doubt KStew is going to get a makeup campaign anytime soon.

(Thanks, Cindy Loo Who) 

Posted by: Michael K

Oh reeeeaaallyyy????

Makeup artist are not creative? They are not committed to what they do? to their careers? Seriously? Then how come there is a Makeup and Hair category on the academy awards?

http://www.oscars.org/awards/academyawards/rules/rule14.html

THE OSCARS!! If makeup is recognized by them, I think it’s safe to say that makeup is in fact art and must definitely creative.

Do you know what’s not creative or has an academy award category? Being the face of a perfume!

Nope no Oscar for that!

The creative people on the add are the graphic artists, the bottle designers, the actual perfume creators, the photographers, etc

Her standing waiting for her picture to be taken is not part of a creative process nor is a serious “commitment”.

She needs to calm down with her delusions of being any type of authority to categorize or disregard what it’s considered art, creative, or what is or not commitment to a profession. You need experience, credentials, and credibility on the field to even attempt to make this kind of statements.

She needs to dial it down a few notches, she is an “actress” (term used very loosely) she is not curing cancer.

It’s because comments like this that I just can’t stand her! She needs to try to improve her “acting skills” before she can diss other people’s professions!

OMG!!! Shippers logic - part 2078

fakebitchesarefake:

myenglishboyfriendisrupert:

“Rob-Sten is unbroken!!! Kristen is wearing Rob’s pants!!!”

Of course!!!Rob is much taller than her and he weighs more than her but never mind, the power of love shrinks the clothes. Remember, shippers logic.

Is this like the sisterhood of the traveling pants!!???